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Life-Changing Retreats in Sedona, AZ & Germany. New Reality, New Life.

Life-Changing Retreats in Sedona, AZ & Germany. New Reality, New Life.

May 15, 2013

Spiritual Enlightenment to the tune of The Kinks song!

Anand Sara, a graduate of the 5 Day Silent Retreat from many years ago sent this, and it was such a delight, we wanted to share it with you:

"Hi Lola, I introduced a friend, Shawn Purcell, to your spiritual enlightenment work several weeks ago.  He was so divinely inspired that these lyrics poured forth from him to the tune of the Kinks' song of your same name, "Lola".  I know you will thoroughly enjoy Shawn's amazing rendition, as I did!"

Love, Anand-Sara

Sung to the tune of "Lola" by the Kinks:

I met her through a friend in old San Jose
Where we meditate and talk about Eckhart Toll-aman-guitar-artT-o-l-l-e Toll-a
She said there's a teacher who's got it right
I asked her the name and in a soft bright voice she said Lola
L-o-l-a Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

Well I'm not the world's most spiritual guy
But when I read her book I felt something inside
Thanks to Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why people "process" for years 'stead of gettin' a hand
From my Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

Well I took her book and read all night
Some hairballs, but that's alright
She opened me up to my inner divine
I get out of the way and all is fine
Well I'm not a warm and fuzzy guy
But with her angel eyes I may just trust in my Lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola lo-lo-lo-lo Lola

PS - This girl knows how to play air guitar! Have you ever danced with the vacuum or the broom?

Go ahead, you know you want to....
Girl Air Guitar

Lola Jones
Spiritual Mentor

If you're feeling indecision or doubt...

I can't take the time...

That story could keep you in bondage to time forever. Keep doing the same old thing, and you keep getting the same old thing. You make time for everything else! Prioritize your own growth, make time for you. Read the book with the money back guarantee, begin the Online Portals that immerse you in Grace. If you can, attend a retreat. You'll find you have more time once you're living as your Large Self. You'll live in the timeless now.

This wonderful mantra opens you to Grace and new possibilities: Just be willing.

I have kids...

Yes, and you owe it to them to be the best you can be, so you can show them how to be successful and happy. You know they don't listen to what you say about life-----they watch how you live your life. What are you role-modeling for them right now?

Money is too tight...

It will remain tight if you don't raise that stinky low vibration about money! Invest in something that will raise your money vibration. That pays off. What else does that? Your Small Self wants you to buy meaningless stuff that makes you feel better for three seconds----to keep you in that little box where it's in charge. Starting with the book is an inexpensive, money-back, no risk way to get started changing your life, and your finances, permanently.

"Nothing works for me."

If you've tried things that didn't work, of course you question things! Lola was a frustrated seeker for twenty long years before her 21 days of silence opened her. She once felt fear, suffering, heartbreak, and powerlessness herself. Now she can lead you out of it quickly, as she's done for so many.

Divine Openings works, but you have to experience it, so if you're not clear, get the book with the money back guarantee. You will know if this is the path for you. If you're feeling it, dive in and immerse for faster results: enroll in the Portal 1 Online Course, or come to the bliss retreat.

Is this too good to be true?

If you've tried things that didn't work, of course you question things! Lola was a frustrated seeker for twenty long years before her 21 days of silence opened her. She once felt fear, suffering, heartbreak, and powerlessness herself. Now she can lead you out of it quickly, as she's done for so many.

Divine Openings works, but you have to experience it, so if you're not clear, get the book with the money back guarantee. You will know if this is the path for you. If you're feeling it, dive in and immerse for faster results: enroll in the Portal 1 Online Course, or come to the bliss retreat.

What if I still have questions?

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Lola Jones